so i got this email in my "bulk" mailbox today that said it could tell me what would happen to my family if i were to die. being the sick fuck that i am, hopelessly prone to thoughts of my own demise, i said "SHOW ME THE NUMBERS!" the sad thing- granted i don't have the right numbers to put into their little game- is that my family wouldn't get much of a kickback if i were to bite it. good to know i'm worth at least twice what i have in the bank right now though. oh god. that is sad.