Have I ever mentioned that my brother is getting married... On October 30th actually. So today, ah today. Today is a wonderful day. Today I get to throw a bridal shower. Yeah, that's right. Laugh it up. I'm throwing a party for family and beyond.

Notice the time. Well before noon. Would anyone have guessed that I would be awake and showered by 9:30am? On a Saturday? Without being paid for it? I wouldn't have because the par-tay doesn't actually start until 2pm. So why am I awake and pretty at 10am? My mom is a jerk and insisted last night that I be awake so I can help her. "Help with what?" I asked. This question still remains unanswered.

Today is going to be a simply marvelous day. Today is a Radiohead day. Is it too early to start drinking?