I need to not get stoned before falling asleep with the intention of going to class the next morning. It's bad for business.

Also I feel like a retard because I can't properly use my graphing calculator therefore I'm not doing my homework (only some of it) because I can't for the life of me figure out how to graph y= log x. I know it's all basic and stupid but it's been a fucking long time since high school you shitheads!

An interesting discovery was made this evening. I was exposed to flavored popcorn- not just salt or butter or even cheese or caramel (care-a-mel). Flavors such as jelly bean or pumpkin pie, (nasty) bacon and cheese and the surprisingly not horribly blueberry were all put in front of me by my brother who had ventured into the Great Lakes Popcorn Company store on his vacation. He had even more revolting things such as Wild Walleye and Pina Colada that I didn't even go near (not down with pineapple flavored anything!). The best was the vanilla butternut which I plan to experiment with as an additive to normal snack foods. It would be amazing paired with a good cup of coffee. It also seemed to make the other flavors taste better, such as the pumpkin pie. Sounds strange, I know. It is.

I have birthday cake in my house and butterflies on my socks. What do you got?