I went to a new doctor today. I was not unsatisfied overall but there was a lot to be desired about the experience. I swear that somehow, deep down, doctors must find it a bit amusing to leave someone sitting in a room alone for extended periods of time wearing paper clothing. Today I sat in a paper shirt for more than 20 minutes before the doctor actually came in. I tried to entertain myself, skimming over the awful women's magazines left there and staring intently at the Van Gogh print hanging on the wall. After the first 10 minutes I almost actually fell asleep... The overall appointment strangled an hour or so away from my existence (with a combined total of maybe 20 minutes of patient/doctor interaction).

I ruled at cards last night. We played Three's and I think I won 5 games in a row. It was painful how awesome I was.

I think I'm going to cut and dye my hair again. Any thoughts?