So I had this idea about recording a list of the music that plays over the speakers throughout work, specifically the ones that I hear while using the bathroom. I started off strong with it, a little Rolling Stones, some REO Speedwagon and such but lately they haven't had any music playing in the bathrooms and this makes me sad. It was always an interesting surprise to see what they'd play and I was looking forward to one day making a bathroom soundtrack- burning a bunch of cd's and passing them out to coworkers as an amusing joke. Oh well, I suppose I'll have to find some other oddity to amuse myself with until they decide to reinstate the bathroom music.

Today was great though. Today I walked into the bathroom and some lady was sitting in one of the stalls talking on her cell phone. I almost had to leave. I thought to myself, there's no way I'm doing anything in here with this kind of audience but then, lucky for me I heard her say, "I'll call you back in a few minutes" which was followed by loud sighs, slight grunts and a baby fart. FUCK! I almost died. I peed as fast as possible and ran out stifling my horror and laughter.

I really don't know what to do with myself anymore. After spending all day every day staring at a computer screen- specifically the same 12 or so lines of content- when I get home my brain feels half melted. The last thing I really want to do is veg out in front of the TV but I almost feel like it's my only option. I want to go out and actually do something but I'm always feeling tired and thus I usually end up playing video games. I'm not sure if that's worse or just as bad. I drive home contemplating a long list of lovely things that I could do, but when I get home I just feel like crawling into a dark place and hiding. I blame traffic.

Tomorrow night I have to spend at Erin's mom's house and her two jack russell terriers. (Terriers!) If you're lucky you'll see me sometime on Friday.